Stand by Your Man.......PGA Style......

This is just....plain old...mean!

But it is quite funny...

From GaPeach913:

And now.....the "Tiger jokes" circulating the net:

What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

Elin found out he’s not a Tiger, he’s a Cheetah.

Tiger just hates it when he drives, and then his balls hit a tree. 

Elin Nordegren got hired today as a consultant. She’s teaching Phil Mickelson how to beat Tiger. 

Tiger’s confused. Every other time he made a hole-in-one, everyone was all happy about it.

Tiger said the fault of the accident was his Escalade. It’s typical of a golfer—always blame the caddy. 

Tiger’s car still runs, but it goes “putt, putt, putt…”

What do baby seals and Tiger Woods have in common? Both were clubbed by a Scandanavian.

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one

Tiger Woods is tree under.

What was Elin Nordegren doing at 2:30 in the morning? She was clubbing.

Tiger Woods has been dropped by Gilette after admitting this incident was his closest shave ever.   


And the jokes just....keep going...and going...and going..

Why Soccer Moms........Hate....Football

I must admit.....

After seeing this collision...... the first time....I don't think I'd want my son to be put......this far into harm's way.

Then ........after about the 3rd of 4th time......well........it is .....football.

It's all in the game..... Are we sick......or what?

From YouTube and the "world wide leader":

Hump Day.....News & Views

Greetings .......

from a rain drenched ....small college town....in the deep south. If it's a Wednesday.....it must be a "Hump Day".

And .....if it's a "Hump Day"........We have our collective ears to the ground. And........from Spirit Airlines......to ........TMZ.......


Here's .......what......we're hearing:

Our friends.....at TMZ.....are on a serious roll:

Tiger Woods Crash Report -- The Collision Course

Posted Dec 2nd 2009 12:57PM by TMZ Staff

Tiger Woods was driving crazy before hitting the fire hydrant.



A diagram in the official police report shows Tiger was driving so erratically, he drove over bushes and into some hedges before hitting the hydrant and ultimately the tree.

According to the police report, it'll cost $3,000 to repair the hydrant and $200 for the tree and sod.

The report also states that it took 30 minutes for officers to arrive to the scene from the time of the crash.

The report shows that Tiger caused $8,000 worth of damage to his Cadillac Escalade -- check out the photos taken by the cops.

More ....."Tiger-gate":

Tiger Woods' Wife -- Foooooore!!!!

Posted Dec 2nd 2009 12:55PM by TMZ Staff

Take a look at the two side rear windows Elin Nordegren smashed out of Tiger Woods' SUV with a golf club.



The glass covers the backseats and floor. Quite the swing, don't you think?

And.......just one more:

Tiger's Wife Confronted Alleged Mistress

Posted Dec 2nd 2009 12:41PM by TMZ Staff

Tiger Woods' wife Elin Nordegren placed an angry call to Jaimee Grubbs, Tiger's alleged mistress, confronting her about the alleged affair with her husband.



As we first reported, Grubbs bragged to co-workers at the Stone Rose Lounge in West Hollywood, claiming she was having an affair with Tiger and even playing them the voicemail Tiger left for Jaimee on November 24 -- when he asked her to remove her name from the outgoing message on her voicemail because Elin was becoming suspicious.

Co-workers tell TMZ on Friday -- the day of Tiger's crash -- Jaimee went to work, played the voicemail to co-workers and then later in the evening said she had received a call from a blocked number. Jaimee says she answered and asked who was on the line. Jaimee says the caller -- a woman -- did not identify herself but said, "You know who this is because you're f**king my husband."

This brings us......to ask that million dollar question......Why, Tiger....why?

Are all men dogs?........have we no shame? Do we always have to have.....something different?

Yes........No........and......maybe.

I am divorced (once)........6eVoice (twice).....but not for infidelity .....

I feel for Tiger........I feel for his wife.......I feel for their children. What Tiger failed to realize....is that Elam (his wife)........went through nine months of pregnancy.......twice ....for her hubby.....to bear his children.

And .......her thanks? A cheatin' husband.

Tiger.........this is one ........you won't win. Not even from us.

Have a great "Hump Day"

Things.....From a Seven Day Week-end

We left .......

This small, southern, college town last Tuesday.......and returned on Saturday.....and went back to work yesterday. An entire week.......of .....a great week-end. Thanksgiving Day brought 17 family members to one table.....

Smoked turkey, roasted turkey, green bean casserole, candied yams, ham, corn-on-the-cob, macaroni & cheese, mashed potatoes, potato salad, broccoli salad, collard greens, corn bread dressing.........and so many desserts.......I can't name them all.

So........on with........things we learned:


Never.......ever.......pack a small tube of Neosporin and a small tube of toothpaste....in the same face kit.......and groggily try to brush your teeth....... on the morning after over indulging in alcoholic beverages. Even when you're hung over......that Neosporin.....just doesn't taste good.

Our family........besides the Thanksgiving Dinner......went through 10 pounds of chicken wings......2 dozen eggs........a couple of cases of beer and about 50 pounds of ice.


Thank you......Atlanta Hawks........for embarrassing us ........on national TV......

Thank you........University of Georgia.......for making us ....."proud to be a bulldog".....by beating Tech.

Speaking of Georgia Tech........in the last three decades.......Georgia........averages losing to Tech.....once in every seven years. I can live with that.

Happy Trails.......Charlie Weis ........the Notre Dame coach was fired yesterday.......but Charlie has the last laugh. The idiots at that Irish school gave him a 10 year extension in his first year.........meaning they still have to pay him the $18 million he was due to earn over the next 6 years.

Welcome back........Allen Iverson........the ink is not even dry on your retirement letter......and your former team......Philly........has offered you a contract. Take it A. I.


Tiger Woods.........should keep his golf clubs.......in a locked vault. Not a good idea to leave them open........to a jealous wife. Allegedly...

The New Orleans Saints......are.....(to borrow the phrase from the St. Louis Rams .....of the early 2000's)........"The Greatest Show on Turf"....

This was suppose .........to be the Atlanta Falcons' year. First back to back winning seasons.....ever. It does not look good.....The best Atlanta can hope for is 8-8........Thus keeping that curse alive.....of never having two winning seasons in a row........in their history.

Okay.........I'm smarter........are you?