February.......that sawed off month (28 days)......"Shorty"....."half-pint".....just not up to par with the 11 other months.
February.....cold......rainy.......miserable weather.
February......that scrawny little month....that makes you pay 100% of the rent......even though it's an 80% occupancy month.
February.......that month with no real Holidays.......oh wait.....There is ....Valentines....
What a waist........flowers.........chocolates........romance? In the middle of winter?
February........the sooner you leave.......the better!
